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Please feel free…

December 10, 2007

gordonbrown.jpeg….to contact Jackie. No,  this picture isn’t Jackie, but you will find some email details for the Home Secretary. Please take note of some golden rules of contact. (1) Email from home, preferably someone else’s home. (2) Start off with, “Hello Jackie.” (3) Send constructive comments only like, “Look forward to your speech at Conference.” (4) Be sure to send my regards also. (5) And finally sign off with, “Ho, Ho, Ho.”

smithjj@parliament.uk

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3 comments

  1. Maybe she will sign up for some free porn or some sex toy updates?


  2. My thoughts exactly. Good luck to you all south of the divide and whilst I’m on, PeePee, have a magic Xmas.

    Noddy



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