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On the first day of Christmas….

December 12, 2007

Folks, Noddy has just reminded me, it’s Christmas. So, from me, Twiners, the Pink Panther aka Twining, a Merry Christmas to all readers of the Twining Chronicles. Have a great one and enjoy this fine literary piece…..

On the first day of Christmas,

Jackie gave to me……Hmmmm….,

a punch up in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas,

Gordon gave to me, hmmmm….,

Two fine shillings, and a punch up in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,

My MP gave to me,

Three “fried” rice, two fine shillings and a punch up in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

Jan Berry gave to me,

400 smackers, yipee, three “fried” rice, two fine shillings and a punch up in pear tree…….

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2 comments

  1. It’s a bloody disgrace! That’s what it is. (And bad singing, but I wouldn’t want to draw too much attention to that.)


  2. Roses, are you dissing my singing?



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